On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say

 

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel california
Any time of year,
you can find it here

Ella al lado que brillaba
Tenia una Mercedes
Rodeada de chicos guapos
Ella llamaba amigos

Cuando viene despacio
Del tumba de verano
Aquel era pa recordar
Y otro pa olvidar

 

So I called up the captain,
’please bring me my wine’
He said, ’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

 

Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice
And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
And in the master's chambers they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man, "We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave"

 

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

Oh, and Raptor:
http://youtu.be/VN9k67PCixo

 

Here we go:

Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium

 

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown.
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see.
"Why's everybody always pickin' on me?"

 

I want to watch that show!!


Monica

 

Who walks in the classroom cool and slow?
Who calls the English teacher, "Daddy-O?"

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown.
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see.
"Why's everybody always pickin' on me?"

 

That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yeah, from 7 come 11
Down in the boys' gym


Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
"Why's everybody always pickin' on me?"