ATTN: ACLR8 Pt. II
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Originally Posted by ACLR8' date='Jan 31 2005, 08:17 PM
wierd. I am getting them. Both are from maxim which I have linked before. Did you try right clicking and selecting "show picture?""
Maybe I'll commit another sin and delete 'em
Maybe I'll commit another sin and delete 'em
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From: At the bottom, drowning
Let's try something different.
Here is the URL. Feel like giving it a shot?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...%3Doff%26sa%3DN
Here is the URL. Feel like giving it a shot?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...%3Doff%26sa%3DN
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OK, POP QUIZ hot shots:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend?
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
post up your answers and then I will post the correct answers.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend?
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
post up your answers and then I will post the correct answers.
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Very good . .. .. I guess this one made it through the email chain before I could post it.
For humor's sake . .. .I'm going to post anyway. GOOD JOB JEFF
And yes, admittedly, I am a dork
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will indicate
whether you are qualified to be a professional.
The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
And close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer!
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and
close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him
there. This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
You still have one more chance to show your professional abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
Whether you learn from your other mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. This conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
For humor's sake . .. .I'm going to post anyway. GOOD JOB JEFF
And yes, admittedly, I am a dork
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will indicate
whether you are qualified to be a professional.
The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
And close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer!
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and
close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him
there. This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
You still have one more chance to show your professional abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
Whether you learn from your other mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. This conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
