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Old Feb 18, 2005 | 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Feb 18 2005, 11:52 AM
Jale's point is valid... yours is not.
Sure my point is valid! I am no longer allowed to post pictures of shoe hotties due to work constraints!
Old Feb 18, 2005 | 07:57 AM
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Old Feb 18, 2005 | 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS' date='Feb 18 2005, 11:24 AM
You take the Lesbos out of my thread... I give you more shoe hotties for this thread.... This is NOT NEGOTIABLE!
announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen . . . . .LT ACLR8

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"Americans, Patriots, lovers and defenders of freedom and deomocrarcy, and HIGH HEELED HOTIES lovers

I implore you to stand strong at this time of crisis. The vile act of withholding high heeled hotties from us can only be classified as act of terrorism. To cut the very oxygen supply from the redblooded, high testosterone males that look to the ATTN ACLR8 thread everyday for their high heel fix is despicable. During my tenure as The Cowna's SOF Anti-terrorism Unit officer-in-charge (and coincidentally I am also the IHW President) I have upheld the policy that WE WILL NOT NEGOTIATE with terrorists!!!!!

Regrettably, this very morning I have ordered teams of operatives to begin a reconnasciance mission on our foe.

AZWILDCATS . . . . . I am coming for you!! I will not rest until you recommence posting the hotties that fill our addiction.

My staff will now address questions. Please excuse me, I have a tactics and planning meeting to attend."

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Old Feb 18, 2005 | 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Feb 18 2005, 11:57 AM
to your
Old Feb 18, 2005 | 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ACLR8' date='Feb 18 2005, 11:58 AM
... AZWILDCATS . . . . . I am coming for you!! I will not rest until you recommence posting the hotties that fill our addiction. ...
The true mission directive is, once again, made obvious
Old Feb 18, 2005 | 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by ACLR8' date='Feb 18 2005, 11:58 AM
AZWILDCATS . . . . . I am leghumping for you!!
Old Feb 18, 2005 | 08:40 AM
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[quote name='ACLR8' date='Feb 18 2005, 11:58 AM'] announcer:
Old Feb 18, 2005 | 08:43 AM
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(CNN) -- AZWILDCATS, Hottie and Hacker extraordinare, delivered a new videotaped message, from an undisclosed location, which aired on the television network Spike TV this Friday. This is a transcript of her remarks as stated by a CNN senior editor.

You, the Shoe Hottie Lovers and IHW Crew, I talk to you today about the best way to avoid another catastrophe and removal of other hotties, its reasons and its consequences.

And in that regard, I say to you that Sexuality is an important pillar of human life, and that smart men do not compromise their own Sexual Gratification.

Contrary to what [Lt Robbie] ACLR8 says and claims -- that I hate pictures of women and the way in which all of you react to them --let him tell us then, "Why do I post these pictures for you gentlemen?" I have been a never wavering and constant supporter and contributor to the Attn: ACLR8 thread.

I implore you, please rise up and communicate with your leaders to remove any sanctions against me as I have a bevy of Shoe Hotties at the ready. I am not your foe but merely a Hottie that take great enjoyment from posting Shoe Hotties for her male friends only to see them happy. I ask you, is this a crime of terrorism? I think not

May the mercy of God be upon your souls in this terrible time of tragedy and strife.
Old Feb 18, 2005 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by nakdboardr' date='Feb 18 2005, 12:40 PM
private nakdboardr reporting I know the hiding location for AZWILDCATS
First things first, Master Chief . . . . (yes, I said Master Chief and congrats on your promotion)

I want surveillence established at the designated location. When was her position last verified? We have to move gentlemen . . . . . . . before she flees!

Establish and control a perimeter, for 4 miles around. I want you to lockdown every farmhouse, outhouse, and hen house she could use as cover!
Old Feb 18, 2005 | 08:57 AM
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