Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon.

 

Rocky Raccoon
checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's Bible
Rocky had come
equipped with a gun
to shoot of the legs of his rival.

 

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine

 

His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

 

the legend of rocky racoon

 

shrimp salad sammich

 

Now she and her man
Who called herself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoedown
Rocky bust in and grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot; he drew fast and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner

 

Moral of the story: Bitches be crazy

 

OH &








< 4 Eddie

 

Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able