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Old Sep 15, 2008 | 08:00 AM
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Chaz. . . my conductor is a Trombone player. . . who has since forgotten any sense of reason or decency.



http://www.siliconvalleysymphony.net/index.html

1st Concert:
Festival Overature
Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto #1 (12 year old playing the damn thing)
The Moldau
Light Calvary
. . . easy enough on the Brass, because Horns aren't brass. . .

2nd Concert (not so bad. . . right? riiiight):
Beethoven Piano Concerto #1
Scheherazade (walk in the park, right?)

3rd Concert (am I dead yet?):
Barber's Adagio (whew!)
Fanfare for The Common Man (f me!)
Berlioz' Roman Carnival Overature (you mean, after the fanfare?)
New World Symphony (this is some sort of joke - in one show? Riiiiiight).

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Old Sep 15, 2008 | 08:09 AM
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Whiner!
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Old Sep 15, 2008 | 08:47 AM
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You did what with your conductors tromboner???

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Old Sep 15, 2008 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 15 2008, 08:09 AM
Whiner!
Pretty much.
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Old Sep 15, 2008 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Sep 15 2008, 08:47 AM
You did what with your conductors tromboner???

Amateur

What's the difference between a flute player and a Porsche?

The trumpet section has never been in a Porsche.
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Old Sep 15, 2008 | 09:52 AM
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whaaa-whaaa-whaaaa...

This one time, at camp, I stuck a flute player in my...
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Old Sep 15, 2008 | 10:00 AM
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You typically stick it to the flute players. . .

. . . and then you realize they're all happy to receive. . .
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Sep 15 2008, 10:00 AM
You typically stick it to the flute players. . .

. . . and then you realize they're all happy to receive. . .
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Old Sep 30, 2008 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Sep 15 2008, 11:00 AM
Chaz. . . my conductor is a Trombone player. . . who has since forgotten any sense of reason or decency.



http://www.siliconvalleysymphony.net/index.html

1st Concert:
Festival Overature
Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto #1 (12 year old playing the damn thing)
The Moldau
Light Calvary
. . . easy enough on the Brass, because Horns aren't brass. . .

2nd Concert (not so bad. . . right? riiiight):
Beethoven Piano Concerto #1
Scheherazade (walk in the park, right?)

3rd Concert (am I dead yet?):
Barber's Adagio (whew!)
Fanfare for The Common Man (f me!)
Berlioz' Roman Carnival Overature (you mean, after the fanfare?)
New World Symphony (this is some sort of joke - in one show? Riiiiiight).

Your poor soloist. "Waarts." He must get so much abuse for that!!!

Looks like you've got your hands full, 8D!!! Start doing those "lip-ups".

Check out our second concert! Wagner, Wagner, and more Wagner!!!!

http://www.symphonypromusica.org/concert_schedule.htm
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Old Sep 30, 2008 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Chazmo,Sep 30 2008, 11:25 AM
Your poor soloist. "Waarts." He must get so much abuse for that!!!
I suspect he gets more abuse for the ballet lessons.

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Check out our second concert!
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