http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdkdQsgQkU

 

Optimist, Pessimist, Contortionist

Take a look at this glass of water,

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glas is half empty.

Contortionist: I can fit both of my feet in there, no problem.


Describe yourself in two words,

Optimist: "Hopeful idealist."

Pessimist: "Cautios cynic."

Contortionist: "Fisherman's knot."





Some Meanings

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz a person sleeping

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz a bee flying

bzzzzzzzt a bee that is getting killed by a person who was sleeping but then woke up

af;kjnabkjoinwenpt a walking on a keyboard

iamwhiskersbeware a smart walking on a keyboard

n a half-eaten M&M

m two half-eaten M&M's carefully placed together

##%@&%*#$!& cursing

#######%@&% cursing, with a stutter

haha a person laughing

muahahahaha a villain laughing

ha a person starting to sneeze

muahha a villian starting to sneeze

ahamuahahaha a villian discovering a person who is starting to sneeze: and then laughing




I self

i self as a

i i i i i i i i ii i i i i self as a in nursery ( with a set of Siamese twins in there, too )



U U prints made by a horse standing on its hind legs


U o prints made by a horse that has a wooden leg standing on its hind legs

o o prints made by a horse with two wooden legs ( impressive )




. an atom ( up close )

. a galaxy ( far away )



T the beginning of THE END

D the end of THE END

 

Sitting in my car with the top down in the parking lot the office yesterday, I got stung by a bee on the leg, right through my pants. I whacked the sucker, but it was too late.

 

Ouch, George!

 

I like Checkers...

 

guess thats another souther joint like Chick-fil-A

 

And Waffle House...

 

 

Albania

 

Neva ben there...