I could get by with a little training I think...

 

Yeah, I look more like Eddie, but I'm not a real tenor.

 

O.K. I've got too much time on my hands.

"Damnit Janet"


Brad:
Hey Janet.

Janet:
Yes Brad?

Brad:
I've got something to say.

Janet:
Uh, huh?

Brad:
I really loved the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet.

Janet:
Oh Brad.

Brad:
The river was deep but I swam it. (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.

The road was long but I ran it. (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.
There's three ways that love can grow.
That's good, bad, or mediocre.
Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so.

Janet:
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too.
Oh Brad...

Brad:
Oh... dammit.

Janet:
I'm mad...

Brad:
Oh, Janet.

Janet:
For you.

Brad:
I love you too.

Brad & Janet:
There's one thing left to do - ah - oo.

Brad:
And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet)
When we met in his science exam - it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you.
Dammit, Janet.

Janet:
Oh Brad, I'm mad.

Brad:
Dammit, Janet.

Brad & Janet:
I ... love ... you.

 

"Damnit Janet"


Brad:
Hey Janet.

Janet:
Yes Brad?

Brad:
I've got something to say.
(Sit on my face!)

Janet:
Uh, huh?

Brad:
I really loved the...skillful way
You beat the other girls (with whips and chains)
To the bride's bouquet. (****. . . yeah, that too)

Janet:
Oh Brad.

Brad:
The river was deep but I swam it. (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love (spew)

The road was long but I ran it. (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love (spew)

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. (cubic zircon!)
There's three ways that love can grow. (sex! drugs! Rock & Roll!)
That's (gay, straight, or bisexual)!
Oh, J-A-N-E-T (W-T-F-O-M-G-R-O-F-L-M-A-O) I love you so.

(Hey Janet describe your )
Janet:
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad)
Now we're (bondaged) and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you (****) Mom and you (blow) Dad. (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for (your goo)
Oh Brad...

Brad:
Oh... (SHIT!)

Janet:
I'm mad...

Brad:
Oh, (SHIT!)

Janet:
For you.

Brad:
I love (to spew all over you).

Brad & Janet:
There's one thing left to do - ah - oo.

Brad:
And that's (to pick my nose and then flick it!)
When (I gave you gyno-exam it!)
Made me (whiz in my pants) and then panic. (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love (spew)!
Dammit, Janet.

Janet:
Oh Brad, (you're a fag!).

Brad:
Dammit, Janet.

Brad & Janet:
I ... love ... (gooooo).

(and then a Four-way split!)
(warning! the man you're about to see has NO NECK! Do NOT Panic when you see that he has NO NECK!!)
(AYEEEEEEEE!!!!)

 

(What's for dinner?)

 

Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul !

 

I dressed up as Magenta once but sadly don't have any pics (before you ask )

 

you could always dress up again... just sayin...

 

 

i had a wardrobe malfunction.