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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 13 2009, 10:51 AM
Imagining the look on WSB and Colin's face as I'd violate a Tofurkey. . . while grabbing a handful of it would be priceless. . .

. . . I think I have Thanksgiving plans already. . .
I'd have to be several bottles into it in order not to barf, but it would be a classic bit...
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:57 AM
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Actually, just stuffing my piehole while making a grinding motion would be money. . .
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:16 PM
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Its hard to imagine that not happening frequently...somebody here probably has a video
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:17 PM
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Oddly. . . no. . .
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:18 PM
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Maybe boarder's stalker can make one?
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 05:31 PM
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If she found out the particulars to my life, NB's stalker would quickly become mine. . .
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Old Jan 14, 2009 | 09:15 AM
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Ahhh, the stalker handoff...I use the Costanza defense myself.
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Old Jan 14, 2009 | 11:15 AM
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Eating a Carnegie Deli sammich right after sex?

Already way ahead of you. . .
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Old Jan 14, 2009 | 01:37 PM
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After? Try during.


Just dont get greedy and try to incorporate TV into the mix
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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays' date='Jan 14 2009, 02:37 PM
After? Try during.


Just dont get greedy and try to incorporate TV into the mix
Hard to concentrate on the sammich with the tube on.
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