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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:34 PM
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"Paging Doctor Martin. . . Doctor Martin. . . please go to Proctology. . . you have a patient waiting. . . "
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:45 PM
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RaptorBud*

*The Raptor
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Feb 21 2006, 04:44 PM
Vanessa?
I miss my lil Bratwurstbabe


and speakin of kickin in da A
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Feb 21 2006, 05:45 PM
RaptorBud*

*The Raptor
Hey girl, I bet you
There's someone out to get you.
You'll find him anywhere
On a bus, in a bar, in a grocery store.
He'll say "Excuse me, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
Rap, rap, rap, they call him the Raptor.
Rap, rap, rap, you know what he's after.
So, he starts his rappin'
Hoping something will happen.
He'll say he needs you,
A companion, a girl he can talk to.
He's made up his mind.
He needs someone to sock it to.
Rap, rap, rap, they call him the Raptor.
Rap, rap, rap, you know what he's after.
He's made an impression,
So he makes a suggestion.
"Come up to my place
For some coffee or tea or me."
He's got you where he wants you.
Girl, you've gotta face reality.
Rap, rap, rap, they call him the Raptor.
Rap, rap, rap, you know what he's after.
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 21 2006, 03:17 PM
Vicodin?
i found i have a ton of vicodin left over from my root canal ....
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Feb 21 2006, 05:52 PM
i found i have a ton of vicodin left over from my root canal ....

but mine is from my car crash, not a root canal.
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 09:26 PM
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I don't have any vicodin
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 05:15 AM
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Don't worry Mom - I'll remind you and probably get in myself!!


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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Feb 21 2006, 07:44 PM
Vanessa?
If you like drama pills.
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by LESISMOR,Feb 22 2006, 06:15 AM
Don't worry Mom - I'll remind you and probably get in myself!!




actually you will be DELIGHTED to meet the HeadWackin he is the mellowest lil thing eva he just looks a lil scary sometimes

Mom wuv's her lil :hippie: no mata what hair he's a rockin

but I'm still gonna Kick his toooshie and I can't even member why now OH yeah I think he wuz dissin me for droolin over Mr. Pitt



EDIT: just found the reason and it was actually his bashin da Momish
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