He left the hatch open on his way out. . .

 

I believe he had a good reason for leaving the hatch open...

 

So do we ram the narwal with the nuke sub? Or we ping it to death with the new supreme court approved sonar (goddman n korean vin diesel subs patrolling san diego for chicks)?

Wouldn't it be easier to use the traditional explosive harpoon?

 

We'll surface, then I'll try to hop on the back of one, and shove a stick of dynamite into it's blowhole.

Should be humane enough. . .

 

Which blowhole?

 

Ya, I'm not sure I want the helpless narwhal assaulted by brokeback, I mean bareback riding. And, I'm pretty sure my insurance wouldn't be happy about all of that AND explosives.

 

Just keep the open flames to a minimum. . .

 

Verify range to target: One ping only.

 

all hands off dick on deck, muff dive dive dive!

 

Captain! No target found, requesting flour to locate wet spot!