Come on guys, she is completely average. Hell, I can see the cottage cheese.

 

i'd eat that too.

 

She's in show business (for what? who cares. . .). . . her needs are exceptional, as such, it's a great canvas to paint a masterpiece.

 

I bet her needs are great, as is her micron thick personality, her incomprehensibly vast narcissim, and her lack of talent.

 

She can wear a collar. . . and that's a start.

 

a dog collar with a lead and spikes should be nice.

 

Come on now... Not everyone in Hollywood is a self-centered, narscscistcictsictsitic, greedy, selfish, narrow-minded cock gobbler....




















































BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAA!!!


I almost got through that!

 

 

Waxing poetic. . . apparently.