You little turd of a car. You're like athlete's foot: we can't seem to get rid of you. I don't normally put lipstick on a pig, but you could do with a facelift:


https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_...ghorn_edition/

 

Gotta put the 1.3 on the hood scoop and represent what is under that hood.

 

For openers, I'll thank you to henceforth address me as Sir RaptorsGeoMetro. I was knighted by Her Majesty in a ceremony that was heralded worldwide as a long overdue accolade to automotive excellence. Foghorn Lego is my Bosom Buddy and fellow enlightened world traveler. Together with Tommy Trabant, we represent the Pinnacle Triumvirate of Leading Edge New Age Technology.

 

Thunder Chicken! Click the link and read the comments. Most seem to get it. Pure satire pimping everyone who customizes their cars. "This isn’t shitty, this is clever. The owner just has a sense of humor and knows what they’re driving."

-- Chuck