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THE 86 RULES OF BOOZING

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I

 

You made it attn to yourself?

 

you must already be

 

 

Already? You assume I'm ever sober.

 

: drunk:

 

oh... my bad...


carry on

 

[QUOTE=8D_In_Trunk,Jun 19 2007, 02:53 PM] 66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying,

 

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77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with

 

It's past 5:00pm here!!