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The Douchebag Connection - By Unkie Trunkie

Why are there so many songs about douchebags
and what if they never were?
Douchebags are derisions, and full of delusion
to which they cannot seem to hide.
So they've been told and choose to ignore it
I know there wrong, but it's futility.
Someday I'll find it, the douchebag connection.
The douchebags, the fuckwits, and me.

 

Why wouldn't every douche admit that they're a cancer
when they moronically go too far?
Morons thought of that,
Fools then believed it.
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps them ingratiating
and do they hope they might see?
Someday I'll find it, the douchebag connection
The fratboys, the bros, and me.

All of us mired in this FAIL
we know that it's probably tragic. . .

Have you been half awake
and eaten your own feces?
You've never had to use your brain.
Is that the clamour of tepid Top40?
The programming is about the same.
I've heard it too many times to accept it.
But it's an exercise in my own futility.
Someday I'll find it, the douchebag connection.
The douchetards, the cahkkings, and me.
La la la, La
la la la, La Laa,
la la, La,
La la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh ratballs.

 

is this song copywrite?
lol

 

ASCAP is just a block down the street.

 

I wrote it, ergo, I have a clearance with BMI. Sorry.

 

QFR(elevance)

Yes. BMI. Rich Dairy. . .

 

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