No, just me.

You're next.

 

burp

 

 

Fagaholics!

Fuck my back hurts. I'm gonna go lay on the heat pad now.

 

better pull out the bengay

 

 

I'd suggest perhaps you should start working on top. . . but you're just not used to that you cheap bottom of a cumdumpster you. . .

 

 

Lost in fucking translation.

 

One of the nurses here at work told me her husband is a massage therapist and he'd come out to the house and "do" me for free.

I politely declined as that's just way too creepy.

There is a massage parlor in Ringgold out by the freeway though.