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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 03:18 AM
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Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them accidentally slices her shot into a foursome of men.
To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony, both hands in his crotch.
She runs down to him, apologising profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.
"No, thanks...just give me a few minutes...I'll be fine...," he replies quietly, hands still between his legs.

Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pants and starts massaging his genitals.
"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks. "Well...yes...that's pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 04:22 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 04:34 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 07:34 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 08:13 AM
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Old Feb 1, 2006 | 12:03 AM
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