Bus stop, wet day, she's there. I say,

 

Mixing joy and suspicion, one Russo
Told his bride, "My beloved, your trousseau
Is virginal white,
But it hardly seems right
That a virgin should know how to screw so!"

 

God in his might
gave us the fly
but forgot to tell us why

 

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device."
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast.

 

Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

 

burp burp burp-a-durp

 

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim.
I had to stop for the night.
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell."
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way.
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

 

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

 

Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the captain, "Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say

 

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis