Ole, had a car accident.

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was
questioning Ole.

"Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine.'?" asked the lawyer.

Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened.
I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into
the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyerinterrupted.
"Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the
scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Ole said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer
and I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am
trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the Minnesota Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now
several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue
my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to
simply answer the question." The lawyer insisted.

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's
answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what
he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."

Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas
saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule,
into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay
ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign
and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown
into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I
vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move."

"However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after da accident da Minnesota Highway
Patrolman came to da scene. He could hear Bessie
moaning and groaning so he vent over to her.. After
he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took
out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes. "

"Then the Patrolman came across da road, gun still in
hand, looked at me and said, How are you feeling?'"

"Now vat the hell vould YOU say?"

 

 

I needed that chuckle.

 

 

 

 

Good old Ole...

 

and his silly accent

 

Ya betcha

 

Don't forget Lena...