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Old May 30, 2005 | 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by GTFCTIM,May 30 2005, 10:27 AM
Get a young gigalo
That sounds like a good idea
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Old May 30, 2005 | 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,May 30 2005, 10:52 AM
That sounds like a good idea
note to self apply for house boy job at Cheryl's........
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Old May 30, 2005 | 03:19 PM
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Now taking applications!
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Old May 30, 2005 | 03:44 PM
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What qualifications are needed
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Old May 30, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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1. Must know how to replace (or at least remove) tire/wheel from my lawnmower.
2. Must mow lawn on a weekly basis.
3. Must also be willing to clean toilet and kitty litter on a regular basis.
4. Must cook for me a few times a week.
5. Must wash my car once a week.
6. Other duties as requested.

In return, I offer my [sarcasm]charming company[/sarcasm] and a place to sleep...and if you're lucky some decent food too (which of course you'll be cooking)!
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Old May 30, 2005 | 05:12 PM
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<-- Over qualified
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Old May 30, 2005 | 05:44 PM
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<-- willing to consider all applicants as an equal opportunity

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Old May 30, 2005 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,May 30 2005, 07:14 PM
3. Must also be willing to clean toilet and hello kitty dildo on a regular basis.
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Old May 30, 2005 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,May 30 2005, 06:44 PM
<-- willing to consider all applicants as an equal opportunity

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Old May 31, 2005 | 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,May 30 2005, 08:14 PM
1. Must know how to replace (or at least remove) tire/wheel from my lawnmower.
2. Must mow lawn on a weekly basis.
3. Must also be willing to clean toilet and kitty litter on a regular basis.
4. Must cook for me a few times a week.
5. Must wash my car once a week.
6. Other duties as requested.

In return, I offer my [sarcasm]charming company[/sarcasm] and a place to sleep...and if you're lucky some decent food too (which of course you'll be cooking)!
1. check
2. could do (even in winter )
3. willing
4. can do
5. check
6. I aim to please...
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