Oh boy...the guys'll be giddy to hear this. So, tell me (us) a bit about yourself...

 

Ok....

University of AZ grad - Molecular and Cellular Biology
34 years old
Moved to NYC from Chicago
I work in IT Security
I never ever drive the speed limit... it's merely a suggestion
I love sports.
I love beer.
I love cars.
I play softball, volleyball, racquetball, rugby, soccer and I snow ski.
I am 7th of 9 kids.
I was married once.... I divorced the prick in 1998.
I don't require much sleep.
I am extremely energetic.
Born in Los Angeles.
I have four tattoos
I have one piercing.

 

The perfect woman!!

Welcome to the corner.

 

Where to start...where to start...

How do you feel about younger men? I'm 32...
I think your degree trumps my Business Management/Human Resources double major.
IT Security, huh? I worked IT for a while and bailed when I realized that I was talking to computers more than to real people. Oh...wait...I'm posting on an online forum...I'M DOING IT AGAIN!!!
I drive the speed limit...when I'm followed by a cop. Mostly my EXCESSIVE speeding is reserved for the track, though...mostly.
I'm a "retired" soccer player and I've goofed around with snow skiing since I was 4.
Beer and I have a longstanding and mostly positive relationship.
Chick that likes cars...this is never a bad thing.
I'm an only child...my parents learned their lesson, I guess...
Never been married...came close a couple times.
I don't "require" much sleep, but it's a nice hobby.
I don't have any tattoos or piercings, but I'm looking forward to meeting yours...

 

So, do you have a name?

 

Ya soooo fresh! Me likey!

Younger men = yummy!
Brant = Yummy!

I have had a long relationship with Guinness, Irish Car Bombs, Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout and Jagger...

Maybe when you come out, I can go with you and hold your hand for your first tattoo!

 

Yup, yup

Birth name is Laura but I only get called that when I'm in trouble... go by Lorie....

Have a couple nicknames too:
G.G. = Gatling Gun cuz I talk fast
Big City = because most of my family live in hickville and I'm in the BIG CITY!

 

Hmmm...I'm not sure I've ever been called yummy before...

My relationship with Guinness isn't that old. We met for the first time when I was visiting London about 11 years ago or so. Been in love ever since. As a matter of fact, Guinness is the name of my car. Jager and I had a nasty breakup back in college...

My thing about tattoos is that I've never found one that I really wanted. What're yours?

 

So, you get called Laura a lot, huh?

You only have a couple nicknames? Amateur...

 

I had a ferocious fight with Tekillya! Oh my...

I have:

an arizona wildcat on my lower left tummy
a chain of daisies around my ankle (my car's name is Daisy)
a tribal sun on my upper back\lower neck
and my biggest tattoo is just above my butt crack and it's three kokopelli's dancing on a mountain of granite.