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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 07:10 AM
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There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up
onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 09:49 AM
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A little backstory: Mother_Trunkie graduated from high school in NSW back in the mid-60s. So, oddly, I knew this one. . . but otherwise, great attempt to stump me!
Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 09:55 AM
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 09:58 AM
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Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 10:00 AM
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I think it'll show my age that I know this song as well.
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 10:03 AM
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 10:37 AM
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'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 12:17 PM
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 12:33 PM
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And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!
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Old Nov 21, 2014 | 03:57 PM
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
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