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Old Dec 10, 2014 | 01:31 PM
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And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha
Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy
is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new,
your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!

Old Dec 10, 2014 | 02:18 PM
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To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away!
Old Dec 10, 2014 | 03:25 PM
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Ha ha ho ho hi hi
Old Dec 11, 2014 | 08:37 AM
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Well I'm the sheik of Araby
Your love belongs to me
Well at night where you're asleep
Into your tent I'll creep
Aha!!
Old Dec 11, 2014 | 09:26 AM
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The stars that shine above
Will light our way to love
You rule this world with me
I'm the Sheik of Araby

Old Dec 11, 2014 | 02:45 PM
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Oh, I'm the Sheik of Araby
And all the women worship me.
You should see them follow me around. Not bad.
Even wives of all the other sheiks,
They beg to kiss my rosy cheeks
And that ain't bad -- in fact, that's good, I've found. I'm a cad!
Old Dec 12, 2014 | 01:50 PM
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Well I'm the sheik of Araby
Your love belongs to me
Well at night where you're asleep
Into your tent I'll creep
Aha!!
Old Dec 13, 2014 | 07:39 AM
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Hooka Tooka my soda cracker
Does your momma chaw tobacca
If ya momma chaw tobacca,say
Hooka Tooka my soda cracker
Old Dec 13, 2014 | 06:32 PM
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Who your love, Who your love I say
You know I love my mother-in-law
If your love momma like you say
Why can't momma chaw
Everybody yup
Old Dec 14, 2014 | 05:08 AM
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Hooka Tooka my soda cracker
Does your momma chaw tobacca
If ya momma chaw tobacca,say
Hooka Tooka my soda cracker





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