Attn: Unkie Trunkie
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha
Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy
is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new,
your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha
Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy
is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new,
your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!
Oh, I'm the Sheik of Araby
And all the women worship me.
You should see them follow me around. Not bad.
Even wives of all the other sheiks,
They beg to kiss my rosy cheeks
And that ain't bad -- in fact, that's good, I've found. I'm a cad!
And all the women worship me.
You should see them follow me around. Not bad.
Even wives of all the other sheiks,
They beg to kiss my rosy cheeks
And that ain't bad -- in fact, that's good, I've found. I'm a cad!









