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Old Oct 7, 2015 | 02:18 PM
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(Ringo... Ringo... )
I knew someday I'd face the test
Which one of us would be the best
And sure enough the word came down
That he was holed up in the town
I left the posse out in the street
And I went in alone to meet Ringo
Old Oct 7, 2015 | 02:30 PM
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They said my speed was next to none
But my lightning draw had just begun
When I heard a blast that stung my wrist
The gun went flying from my fist
And I was looking down the bore
Of the deadly .44 of Ringo
Old Oct 8, 2015 | 09:35 AM
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(Ringo... Ringo... )
They say that was the only time
That anyone had seen him smile
He slowly lowered his gun and then
He said to me "We're even, friend"
And so at last I understood
That there was still a spark of good in Ringo
Old Oct 8, 2015 | 09:54 AM
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I blocked the path of his retreat
He turned and stepped into the street
A dozen guns spit fire and lead
A moment later, he lay dead
The town began to shout and cheer
Nowhere was there shed a tear for Ringo
Old Oct 9, 2015 | 09:51 AM
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The story spread throughout the land
That I had beaten Ringo's hand
And it was just the years, they say
That made me put my guns away
But on his grave they can't explain
The tarnished star above the name of Ringo
(Ringo... Ringo... )
(Ringo... Ringo... )
Old Oct 9, 2015 | 12:27 PM
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Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Old Oct 9, 2015 | 01:18 PM
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Brown sugar
How come you taste so good?
Brown sugar
Just like a young girl should, uh huh
Old Oct 10, 2015 | 05:24 AM
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Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight
Old Oct 12, 2015 | 07:37 AM
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Brown sugar
How come you taste so good, now?
Brown sugar
Just like a young girl should now, yeah
Old Oct 12, 2015 | 08:33 AM
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Ah, get along, brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, got me feelin' now, brown sugar just like a black girl should



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