Do you have a shirt that you really love
One that you feel so groovy in?
You don't even mind if it starts to fade
That only makes it nicer still

 

I love my shirt, I love my shirt
My shirt is so comfortably lovely
I love my shirt, I love my shirt
My shirt is so comfortably lovely

 

Do you have some jeans that you really love
Ones that you feel so groovy in?
You don't even mind if they start to fray
That only makes them nicer still

 

I love my jeans, I love my jeans
My jeans are so comfortably lovely
I love my jeans, I love my jeans
My jeans are so comfortably lovely

 

When I take them to the cleaners
I can't wait to get them home again
Yes, I take them to the cleaners
I'd rather wash them in a stream
(Scrub a dub dub dub)
I'd rather wash them in a stream
Know what I mean

 

Do you have some shoes that you really love
Ones that you feel so flashy in?
You don't even mind if they start to get some holes in
That only makes them nicer still

 

I love my shoes, I love my shoes
My shoes are so comfortably lovely
I love my jeans, I love my jeans
My jeans are so comfortably lovely
I love my shirt, I love my shirt
In fact I love my wardrobe
I love my shirt, I love my shirt
My shirt is so comfortably lovely
I love my shirt, I love my shirt
My shirt is so comfortably lovely...

 

(I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, ooh)


Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down,
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy, but I say

 

Oh, now, now, oh!
(I shot the sheriff) the sheriff
(But I swear it was in self defense) Oh, no! (Oh, oh, ooh)
Yeah, I say, I shot the sheriff oh, Lord! (And they say it is a capital offense)
Yeah! (oh, oh, ooh) Yeah!

 

Sheriff John Brown always hated me,
For what, I don't know,
Every time I plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow,
He said kill them before they grow, and so