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Old Nov 28, 2018 | 02:24 AM
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These are the times that try men's souls
In the course of our nation's history the people of Boston have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened
Today a new crisis has arisen


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Old Nov 28, 2018 | 08:57 AM
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(One of my favorites George. Pa_Trunkie played it for me years ago. He may still have the vinyl. . . )
The Metropolitan Transit Authority, better known as the MTA
Is attempting to levy a burdensome tax on the population
In the form of a subway fare increase
Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you!
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Old Nov 28, 2018 | 03:21 PM
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Mine, too, Brian. Always has been.
Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charlie
On a tragic and fateful day
He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family
Went to ride on the MTA
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Old Nov 28, 2018 | 08:56 PM
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Well, did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (what a pity)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned
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Old Nov 29, 2018 | 02:46 AM
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Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square station
And he changed for Jamaica Plain
When he got there the conductor told him, "one more nickel"
Charlie couldn't get off of that train!
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Old Nov 29, 2018 | 09:11 AM
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But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (poor old Charlie)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned
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Old Nov 29, 2018 | 10:27 AM
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(Sorry you keep getting stuck with the chorus. I'll fix that.)

Now, all night long Charlie rides through the station
Crying, "what will become of me?
How can I afford to see my sister in Chelsea
Or my cousin in Roxbury?"

But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (shame and scandal)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned

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Old Nov 30, 2018 | 09:32 AM
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Charlie's wife goes down to the Scollay Square station
Every day at quarter past two
And through the open window she hands Charlie a sandwich
As the train comes rumbling through!
But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (he may ride forever)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned
Pick it Davey
Kinda hurts my figers
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Old Nov 30, 2018 | 11:20 AM
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Now, you citizens of Boston, don't you think it's a scandal
How the people have to pay and pay?
Fight the fare increase, vote for George O'Brian
Get poor Charlie off the MTA!

Or else he'll never return
No he'll never return and his fate is still unlearned (just like Paul Revere)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned
He's the man who never returned
He's the man who never returned
Et tu, Charlie?
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Old Nov 30, 2018 | 03:36 PM
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Down the way where the nights are gay
And the sun shines daily on the mountain top
I took a trip on a sailing ship
and when I reached Jamaica I made a stop
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