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Mikey too
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the
dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we're
inToronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.
"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued
writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "
"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team
do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Montreal Canadians fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Mikey too
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the
dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we're
inToronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.
"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued
writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "
"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team
do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Montreal Canadians fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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