Cashing any checks tonight?

 

Well, my payroll gets direct deposited overnight... but I don't think I have any checks to cash.

 

 

I don't think my bank is open outside of normal bank hours, either.

 

DORK -- definition: A hard on that WILL NOT GO AWAY!!!!!

 

I've had those before. Usually when I'm at work.

 

Dude....you should go get that one girl from the party the other night...I think she wanted you to write her a check. That was the impression I got....

 

Uhh... I don't think so.

 

Saltpeter.

That reminds me of a story. (Groan!) When I was in basic training in the AF at Lackland AFB in San Antonio (BTW which sucked. Flight scholl at Brooks AFB next door was much better.), rumor had it that they put saltpeter in your food to squelch libidinal whohaas. Well, one night I set out to prove those AF ers wrong and I wacked off. The next morning I caught hell from the entire barracks. Had fun last night, Raptor? You shook the entire ing barracks!