. . . or some such

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issu...t_language.html

 

 

The Cosmopolitan should have read "You're most likely teh ghey".

Of course that could be influenced by my preference for Tanq martinis.

 

I like Cosmos.

I probably am teh ghey.

 

Crap! I got nothing. They are tasty but you need to remember the history b4 ordering one in a bar. Especially today.

 

whiskey

 

[QUOTE]Mai Tai

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You're almost right Raymo. . . but consider:

Average Cosmo drinker that is ALSO a Modern Drunkard Magazine Reader is PROBABLY a MILF living in Las Vega$ or Man Francisco anyway, so. . . yeah, she's seen divorce papers before. . .

Otherwise, yeah. . . "festive. . . " like WSB.

 

I'll defer to your left coast experience and genuinely hope WSB makes a MILF as a result of this thread.