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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Aug 26 2008, 02:42 PM
Why not pre-inflate a balloon with some of your s and at the height of the wake party, have someone pop the balloon?
I suppose. . . but I'm concerned about shelf-life. Just serve chili, and have everybody participate.
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Aug 26 2008, 02:51 PM
I suppose. . . but I'm concerned about shelf-life. Just serve chili, and have everybody participate.
Ok, OK I'll fart at your funeral.
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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or in your general direction...
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Aug 26 2008, 05:17 PM
And in 20 years, this will be Lil'Derrick:
You are an optimist. I give 5-8 more years life expectancy tops for Lil D.
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 09:55 PM
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dude if I walked into a ****ing wake service and saw the dead person standing up in the corner I would walk right the **** back out
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Old Aug 27, 2008 | 02:51 AM
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All they did is embalm him with Viagara...
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Old Aug 27, 2008 | 04:53 AM
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They should have bent Angel over and bf'd him to remind him of his prison days.
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Old Aug 27, 2008 | 05:27 AM
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[QUOTE=zdave87,Aug 26 2008, 06:20 PM] ^he was Velcro'd
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Old Aug 27, 2008 | 07:25 AM
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Sad, but part of natural selection. I had a whole rant typed out but decided it best to leave it at that.

Well, that and

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Old Aug 27, 2008 | 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Aug 27 2008, 07:25 AM
Sad, but part of natural selection. I had a whole rant typed out but decided it best to leave it at that.

Well, that and
Selection pressure doesn't work that well past breeding age.
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