Austin Powers Chat Up Lines
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Austin Powers Chat Up Lines
Fancy your chances of pulling this weekend, why not try out one of these
super chat up lines, it'll either work or you'll get a slap, but its worth a it for a laugh anyway!!!
> 1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
> 2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
> 3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
> 4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.
> 5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
> 6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
> 7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
> 8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
> 9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
> 10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
> 11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
> 12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
> 13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
> 14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
> 15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
> 16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
> 17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
> 18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
> 19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
> 20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
> 21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
> 22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
> 23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
> 24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
> 25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.
super chat up lines, it'll either work or you'll get a slap, but its worth a it for a laugh anyway!!!
> 1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
> 2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
> 3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
> 4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.
> 5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
> 6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
> 7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
> 8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
> 9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
> 10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
> 11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
> 12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
> 13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
> 14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
> 15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
> 16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
> 17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
> 18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
> 19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
> 20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
> 21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
> 22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
> 23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
> 24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
> 25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.
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