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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 01:56 PM
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d'oh!
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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awwwwwww.

Old Jun 27, 2008 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Jun 27 2008, 05:44 PM
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Jun 27 2008, 05:21 PM
The other day my girlfriend called me a pedofile.

I said "That's a really big word for a ten year old."
Dumbfucker can't even spell correctly.
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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well christ, add that to the neverending list of shortcomings
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 03:09 PM
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Come on now, this whole thing is tragic, and you are better than that.
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 03:41 PM
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:sighs accordingly:


How many times?...How many tiiiiimes have I had to go off about stupid crap like this? It seems like, for every age that has passed in The Corner, it always boils down to this:

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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 03:46 PM
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oh boy, here we go....
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jun 27 2008, 11:18 AM
Hey cockeaterNeilNeil.

report this: you're a focking crybaby troll. you poor sad little victim, forced into the corner and everybody picks on you. poor poor you. have you considered professional help dealing with your self-hatred?
Well said, Wickster!
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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Douchebaggery Explained:


*You know what chaps my azz about all of this? It's the sheer stupidity of expectation.

Lemme explain...

Respect....much like the PWA Badge, is something you're supposed to focking earn! I am so sick of guys that saunter into forums here and think that 1) Their shite don't stink....2) That their opinion should matter more than other folks...and 3) Piss and moan when they get forced to smell just 6 tiny ounces of the GIANT steaming pile they shoveled in here when it gets launched right back in their face.

Mister NeilNeil.... What in the name of King Midas' tailpipe do you expect to get talking about banging somebody's mother, stealing quasi-shitty jokes and trying to claim them as your own, and then reporting anybody and everybody who reads your spittle and correctly determines you're a douchebag.

As much of a dope as he was....BITSA actually was a better troll than you've even THOUGHT of focking being.... AT least he was original... And somebody had to actually TELL you this!?!?! Somebody had to read your crap...and then LAMENT that you're not The Artist formerly known as "Cock Goblin!" Fockin-A! That's like having to tell a roll of toilet paper that it's not rough enough to wipe your ass with!

You're Angel Soft trying to pass yourself off as 200 grit sandpaper in the special part of the S2k world dedicated to the internet street hustlers....c'mon now!

The worst part about all of this is the reporting...over and over again. You're that sad, lonely hall monitor in junior high all over again....complete with a unibrow and a cleft palette... who doesn't quite understand why he has no friends and was punished by The Almighty with strange looking testicles...But HEY! Cheer up buckaroo!...You still have that nifty badge and sash you made for yourself! Keep crying to the teachers every time another spitwad gets lodged in that palette of yours.....it's not like you SAID or DID anything to deserve it.....right?...

Actually...I have a better focking idea....What you NEED to do is get an iron, okay?

....Now plug it in.....turn it to it's highest , steam-free setting....and when it's ready...take those strange balls of yours...

and SIT ON IT!


....Now....wait for the sizzle ( )......stand up...ice off....and do it AGAIN!...

At least, this way, we'll know whatever extra, deformed chromosomes you carry...will live...and end.....with YOU!

Talking smack...especially here...is one thing...but when it comes full circle (AS IT SHOULD!).... You suck it the fock up!*


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