Oh, when it's time to pay, I'm only paying for my food and the tip, I'm not paying the sales TAX!

 

Did we forget Ev? He doesn't frequent the corner much anymore

 

Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fvcked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fvckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.
Mr. Blonde: Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a ****ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

 

I'm out by the way!

 

 

How about another meet at cluckU for wings and beer next Thursday evening, Oct. 6?

 

Bean have some hot sauce and creamy ale in my honer please

 

I wasn't sure if this minor event was worthy of the celebrity

 

 

I'll get bacon on mine in your honor.