A very cute baby, just no ears. When his parents brought him home from the hospital, they invited the next door neighbors over to see. Little Johnny next door was a real hellion. His father said "I don't want you making any wisecracks about no ears. If you say anything, I'll beat your butt." Johnny holds the baby's little hand and says "What perfect little hands and feet. What pretty eyes. Does he see good?" The mother replies "Why, yes, the pediatrition says he has 20-20 vision. Why do you ask?" Johnny says "That's good. He sure as shit won't be wearing glasses."

 

Raptor where do you find this stuff???????

 

The internet, of course. This guy named Nobbyo emails stuff to a huge list of people.