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Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:29 PM
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especially if you're me.
Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:30 PM
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My office door frame jumps out at me all the time..pisses me off...i'll get that bastard one of these days and rip his door off
Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:32 PM
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Fuking doors.
Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:33 PM
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One night when the lights were out I ran into the corner of a wall...talk about hurting your nose
Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:34 PM
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I've done that 4 or 5 times since moving in here. Fallen down half a flight of stairs, walked into the wall, walked into the hand rail, walked into the fireplace...
Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:37 PM
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You ever fallen off a hand rail skating and hit your balls...that hurts...really bad
Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:42 PM
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Not skating, but I've fallen on my groin region enough times... there's not really much left to hurt.
Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:44 PM
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Well my clothes now are done washing..my job here is done..the dryer can do the rest while I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling....
Old Jun 4, 2004 | 11:44 PM
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I'm going to walk up stairs (I hope) as well. I'll probably break something on the way up, but no big deal at this point.
Old Jun 5, 2004 | 02:07 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TepEvan
Sit down newbs... I had a girl bring over a pizza which she paid for and ate on paper plates which I didn't pay for either.



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