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Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:18 AM
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Besides its not being delivered until after the babies born....its against Jewish folklore to bring things into the home before the baby is born
Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 21 2004, 01:15 PM
So wait you are suggesting a new thread
Hmm.... I was, but perhaps not. In that case...

If I were a bachelor, tonight I would buy two boxes of Entenmann's (or Freihofer's) choc. chip cookies, pop 'em in the microwave, and stuff myself silly with 'em.
Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Aug 21 2004, 01:18 PM
I think he is. It should be AKA "the living vicariously" thread.
Hey, we're already in here living vicariously... The least we can do is try to reciprocate.
Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Chazmo,Aug 21 2004, 10:17 AM
Well, between the two of us, we should show them at least something good about marriage, eh?
Marriage had some really great perks until women stopped doing:

-the cooking
-the cleaning
-the laundry
-the shopping

Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 21 2004, 01:18 PM
Besides its not being delivered until after the babies born....its against Jewish folklore to bring things into the home before the baby is born
Damn!

From one MOT to another, I had no idea, Mikey. Of course, I live among the heathens.
Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Aug 21 2004, 01:21 PM
Marriage had some really great perks until women stopped doing:

-the cooking
-the cleaning
-the laundry
-the shopping

They stopped??? We didn't get that memo.

Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Chazmo,Aug 21 2004, 10:19 AM
If I were a bachelor, tonight I would buy two boxes of Entenmann's (or Freihofer's) choc. chip cookies, pop 'em in the microwave, and stuff myself silly with 'em.
Hmmmm... Are you saying you have to be a bachelor to do that cuz you don't want the wife joining you and consuming that many calories?
Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:25 AM
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[QUOTE=Chazmo,Aug 21 2004, 10:22 AM] They stopped???
Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:26 AM
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so...where's the..

IF I WERE A BACHELOR....


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Old Aug 21, 2004 | 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Chazmo,Aug 21 2004, 01:21 PM
Damn!

From one MOT to another, I had no idea, Mikey. Of course, I live among the heathens.
I forgot you were a MOT... it's called a kenahurra, basically it means bad luck to you and me



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