Bachelor Life II
Don't know where else to post this . . . . and it is sorta related to being a bachelor
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A man was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it' was his daughter's birthday and he had not bought her a present.
He drove to the mall, ran into the toy store and said to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she answered "Which Barbie?", and then continued, "We have:
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and
Barbie Gets a Divorce for $265.00".
The man asked, "Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious." The sales lady said.
"Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."
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A man was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it' was his daughter's birthday and he had not bought her a present.
He drove to the mall, ran into the toy store and said to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she answered "Which Barbie?", and then continued, "We have:
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and
Barbie Gets a Divorce for $265.00".
The man asked, "Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious." The sales lady said.
"Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."
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