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Old Sep 7, 2004 | 02:24 PM
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My wife just Im'd me she is incredibly horny and I am SOOO stuck at work all of sudden I feel like a bachelor caught in a storm without a raincoat
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Sep 7 2004, 06:24 PM
...all of sudden I feel like a bachelor caught in a storm without a raincoat
Wasn't that about 7 months ago?
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Sep 7 2004, 03:24 PM
My wife just Im'd me she is incredibly horny and I am SOOO stuck at work all of sudden I feel like a bachelor caught in a storm without a raincoat
Does this mean she is now giving Brant a call?
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ZGiRL,Sep 7 2004, 06:27 PM
Wasn't that about 7 months ago?
Dont believe the hype on those things!
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Sep 7 2004, 06:31 PM
Does this mean she is now giving Brant a call?
The Penguin is smart way beyond his swoosh
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 02:55 PM
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Yes, he is wise . . . .

but doesn't swimming in all that cold water cause some shrinkage . . . . .

what if this new girl NP likes doesn't know about shrinkage
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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Never go on a water first date
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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I thought every bachelor knew this
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 03:02 PM
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I thought

"everything's better when wet"
Old Sep 7, 2004 | 03:07 PM
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Except shrinkage which is awfully hard to explain on a first date



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