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Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:15 AM
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so... trophies... aka kids... aka puppies?

Size doesn't matter... sensitivity does!
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:19 AM
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I gotta go back and read whatever it is that prompted penguin's post
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Aug 13 2004, 11:19 AM
I gotta go back and read whatever it is that prompted penguin's post
Nothing excited since no pics were involved.
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:27 AM
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< has small boobs, guess they don't count
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Mocky57,Aug 13 2004, 02:11 PM
kids...yeah... that gets really weird..

also weird when you're at the bar and their phone rings every 5 minutes because her kids want her home....

and i'm trying to take her home..
You have to be a real "mensch" (pardon my Yiddish, but it's really the right word here) to accept someone else's family. As a bachelor, I would've hurled chunks if a woman I really liked had kids.

:not a mensch:

J, your trophies are awesome. Don't let these fockers tell you otherwise!!!
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:34 AM
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no J, most men don't think that small is bad!
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:35 AM
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ass and legs are by far the most important
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Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:37 AM
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Thanks guys, you're the best
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by sweetj,Aug 13 2004, 11:27 AM
< has small boobs, guess they don't count
Yes, they most certainly do count.
Old Aug 13, 2004 | 10:40 AM
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Don't forget that gravity is not kind to big boobs!



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