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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by itryan,Sep 13 2004, 01:48 PM
Everybody should watch American Beauty again. How happy was Kevin Spacey's character when he quit his job and stopped taking crap from his bitch ass wife. That's how we should always feel.

I do know that there is alot of compromise involved in a relationship. it just seems there are more cases of men loosing their freedoms once they get hitched or in a serious relationship. I don't even want to get into it. I just got out of a 5 year relationship with my college sweetheart about a year and 1/2 ago. It took me about a year and an '03 9k RPM S2000 to get completely over her.


I know its hard to resist the nookie but sometimes it has to be done. When your wake up everyday to nookie its starts to go to your head. Kinda like smoking the hard shit. Once marriage talk is involved than she really has the upper hand.

There are special woman out there. If you are or have a special woman than disregard this message. 99% of woman try to contol and change their man. if you are involved with the 1% or are in this 1% than you are very lucky.


oh yeah, the best way to mend a broken heart is to buy a Honda S2000. it worked for me. I will probably have to get a CBR1000 for my next broken heart.


btw: chicks really do suck. they suck dick, they sucks balls and the suck period. it will be a coldday in hell when I change my mind. I would be stoked to meet one that doenst care about what kinda car i drive and how fat my wallet is one that is my age. If they are 10 years older than me, they just want my dick, if they are 5 years younger they only like me because of my car and all the ones my age say "I don't really know you therefore I don't think we should hang out yet".


hopefully by the time im 32 i could afford one of those Russian Mail order brides. They deliver live human beings that are fully clothed from Russia right to your door step. They come out of the box with a duster and a broom reading to clean your house. You take care of all the paper work on the internet. You can even talk to her before she gets on the plane in Russia... They breed woman in Russia just to mail them to America. let the flaming begin! im probably have to turn asexual because i dont like males and no chick will ever give me the time of day after reading this post.. Oh yeah, i forgot Im getting a russian mail order bride when im 32. phew.
Someone's got some issues here. You ever think you might be causing your own problems?

Mail order bride? Oh yeah-that's where you'll find love.
Old Sep 13, 2004 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Sep 13 2004, 03:26 PM
Mail order bride? Oh yeah-that's where you'll find love.
It could happen.
Old Sep 13, 2004 | 02:49 PM
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And I thought *I* was jaded...
Old Sep 13, 2004 | 02:53 PM
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No one is as "jaded" as you. Except NP. LOL
Old Sep 13, 2004 | 02:56 PM
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No, I think itryan has me beat by a country mile.
Old Sep 13, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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Another good WSB.





It's a tough call, you, NP or ITRYAN.
Old Sep 13, 2004 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Sep 13 2004, 03:53 PM
No one is as "jaded" as you. Except NP. LOL
Hey, now! I have nothing against women. :sheesh: They just seem to despise me. I W WHM - that's MY club.
Old Sep 13, 2004 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by itryan,Sep 13 2004, 10:04 PM
sowwie if i offended anybody especially all you sweet and incredibly intellectual honda gals.

You got my vote for that comment!

and you're nothing compared to the guy that implied chix on here (well, UK) were gold digging whores... and kinda aimed it at me!! Did lead to my getting a t shirt printed saying gold digging whore tho!!!
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 05:03 PM
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