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Old Oct 11, 2004 | 01:25 PM
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I haven't met anyone desperate enough.
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mocky57,Oct 11 2004, 02:24 PM



what happens when the eagles play the 49ers?
The 49ers lose obviously.
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 01:27 PM
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I think women are the queens of the excuse
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 01:29 PM
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"No, thank you, you are too ugly, poor, dorky,... etc" is much more preferable than the "I would love to, BUT..." excuse.
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa,Oct 11 2004, 05:27 PM
I think women are the queens of the excuse
but they are never wrong
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 11 2004, 02:44 PM
but they never admit being wrong
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 02:45 PM
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Got a bank invitation to a private preview of the Roy Lichtenstein exhibition in SF. Go solo or skip?
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 03:53 PM
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I like the "Yea just give me a call we'll go.." .....ring... ring....... "hi you've reached my voicemail because I just blocked your call and hope you never call again and die a burning death and live the rest of your life in hell.. thank you.. beeeep"
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 03:53 PM
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Go solo, look for some Bi chicks.
Old Oct 11, 2004 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Oct 11 2004, 04:29 PM
"No, thank you, you are too ugly, poor, dorky,... etc" is much more preferable than the "I would love to, BUT..." excuse.
I've gotten "I don't date losers" before... At least she was honest.



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