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Old Oct 14, 2004 | 12:40 PM
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Old Oct 14, 2004 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Oct 13 2004, 11:50 PM
yeah but i can't cuddle with a glock.. or cook it dinner... or take long walks in the park with it...
Does the husband have to eat your cooking? If not I don't see how a husband would be better than a glock.
Old Oct 14, 2004 | 03:23 PM
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he better.. otherwise i'm shipping him back home to his mama to straighten him out
Old Oct 14, 2004 | 03:26 PM
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Glock has a better warranty, too...
Old Oct 14, 2004 | 03:28 PM
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omgosh... buwahahhahahahah...
Old Oct 14, 2004 | 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Oct 14 2004, 04:26 PM
Glock has a better warranty, too...
The reload time of a Glock doesn't increase with age, either.
Old Oct 14, 2004 | 07:36 PM
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Very true.
Old Oct 14, 2004 | 07:57 PM
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Just like a sports car, you gotta get 'em BEFORE you get married.
Old Oct 14, 2004 | 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by bahula03,Oct 14 2004, 01:09 PM
I think I may have spotted the nurse...or just a damn hot nurse
Got to talk to both the cute nurst AND the rec therapist today. Was a good day in the flirting world...and we all know I can flirt!
Old Oct 14, 2004 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Oct 14 2004, 10:01 PM
Got to talk to both the cute nurst AND the rec therapist today. Was a good day in the flirting world...and we all know I can flirt!
Great! so...... did you make a date????? Girls like to eat and drink you know



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