Originally Posted by ZGiRL,Sep 24 2004, 04:25 PM

Why thank you.

Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Sep 24 2004, 05:24 PM

I'm starting a new club... "Women have no time for me, so I have no time for women."

Originally Posted by ACLR8,Sep 24 2004, 02:57 PM

The true story of Genesis

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will this ''''woman'''' cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 24 2004, 11:36 AM

Toe is having a nooner with 10up.

Originally Posted by ZGiRL,Sep 24 2004, 05:27 PM

I belong to a club like that. Ever call someone that you haven't talked to in 3 days and they are mean for no reason? Now I just know to not make time to talk to this person anymore and spend my time talking to people I enjoy

Originally Posted by mikes2k,Sep 24 2004, 04:25 PM

Not to be too graphic...but in our seats under one of those nasty airline blankets ...a stoke and a H2 happened