It was probably the tuxedo that scared them off.

 

or the beak

That thing could probably do some damage

 

i thought ladies like the big beak

 

:singing: I like big beaks and I can not lie!

 

butts, beaks.... same diff?

 

The problem is that I am myself.

Unfortunately you never know which of my 17 personalities is going to come out. I really need to seek counseling about this disorder

 

I'm telling you that I have many thoughts on the subject of talking to beautiful women, but since I've been single and dateless for so damned long I'm pretty sure nobody wants to hear my theories...

 

Wrong thread, Barney...

Go ahead and share. It's always interesting to hear other perspectives.

As far as being single/dateless, who cares? People ask me for relationship advice... like I'm a fockin expert.

 

I'm aware that it's the wrong thread...but it seemed to fit anyway...

As for my thoughts on talking to women, while I know it's simple/stupid, just be genuine. If you are truly interested (not just eye candy) then just talk to the girl. Don't focus on what base you'll get to or if you'll strike out...just talk to her.

Doors are a lot more likely to open when people don't feel like they're being hunted or that they are merely a prize.

There's more, I'm sure, but it's time for me to eat dinner. Back in a bit...

 

solo tonight...


(unless those two hottie russian chicks are there again at fox and hound.)