Bachelor Life IV
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Bachelor Life Update:
I
ing hate my mom.
She's decided that she's going to get me to marry my cousin's best friend. We shall call her "T". Apparently, T (age 24) has taken a bit of a liking to my brother - who'll be 30 in January - now that he's divorced. Well, my aunt (aforementioned cousin's mom) and mom decided that she should go after me instead, being closer in age and not having a kid. Other than occasionally smoking, T is great - she's fairly smart, tall, skinny, and absolutely beautiful. So what's the problem?
I've had a crush on T since I was 18 years old. That's 7 years for the mathematically challenged. There's also the little niggling details, like she doesn't like me in that way, but that's pretty much irrelevent.
So, after she told me, I was like... "uhh... mom? Yeah... I've had a thing for her forever." Her reply? "Well you should have told me... I didn't know"
I
ing hate my mom.She's decided that she's going to get me to marry my cousin's best friend. We shall call her "T". Apparently, T (age 24) has taken a bit of a liking to my brother - who'll be 30 in January - now that he's divorced. Well, my aunt (aforementioned cousin's mom) and mom decided that she should go after me instead, being closer in age and not having a kid. Other than occasionally smoking, T is great - she's fairly smart, tall, skinny, and absolutely beautiful. So what's the problem?
I've had a crush on T since I was 18 years old. That's 7 years for the mathematically challenged. There's also the little niggling details, like she doesn't like me in that way, but that's pretty much irrelevent.
So, after she told me, I was like... "uhh... mom? Yeah... I've had a thing for her forever." Her reply? "Well you should have told me... I didn't know"
Ain't mom's great... 
ing owner of the pet store next door, who has already bitched at me about parking my car too close to the store fronts twice since I opened at 10. 
pet store lady 