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Old Jul 20, 2005 | 04:51 AM
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Mostly it just travels between the cheeks...

Old Jul 20, 2005 | 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Jul 19 2005, 04:19 PM
Soon is a relative term, but I'm getting the feeling that the day may come sooner rather than later.

Won't I feel like a schmuck if I ask and she laughs...

Or better yet, slaps you and kicks you in the crotch.
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Jul 20 2005, 08:51 AM
Mostly it just travels between the cheeks...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Old Jul 20, 2005 | 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jul 20 2005, 06:31 AM
Or better yet, slaps you and kicks you in the crotch.
She does that in her sleep about half the time already...
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 05:49 AM
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Ouch. You sure you want in on this one?
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 06:09 AM
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knee to the nuts...

usually that results in pain, a quick roll over (which = fall off bed and hit head on side of desk..










oh wait..that's me..
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 06:10 AM
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Old Jul 20, 2005 | 06:11 AM
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Old Jul 20, 2005 | 06:16 AM
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I can't fall out of bed...it's pushed against the wall and the only way I could fall out is to fall through the window...and I barely fit through it when I try...
Old Jul 20, 2005 | 06:43 AM
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I was awoken in bed this morning by Adam trying to pull the breath-right



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