Oh man. . . well, welcome back JaBobby. . .

 

 

You got any maps or charts? I can't find a fockin thing in this pond!

 

My first day as a Bachelor sucks. I spent the day at home sick and miserable.

 

You have to sweat out the "I-just-broke-up-with-her" fever. . . no crime; it's all part of the de-tox program. Hang in there dude.

 

Yeah, I'll get through it. I'm thinking about who I can hook up with for a little FWB action.

 

rebooty?

 

We talked about our situation today. The good thing is this is a mutual agreement to break up. No drama, no hard feelings and we have agreed to be "friends." She told me I was a great boyfriend but that she needs her space right now. I agreed that it was for the better because our long distance relationship was killing me. She said that we should still hang out and keep in touch. That's fine with me but then she suggested we could still go out and even suggested we be together on Valentine's Day. Uh, nooooooooooooo. I draw the line there. I'm not taking her out especially on Valentine's Day. Maybe is she buys I would change my mind.

 

Never heard it called that.