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Old Apr 14, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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Thumbs down A Bad Conductor

There was once this second-rate orchestra led by a second-rate director.

In the orchestra was this guy on the cymbals who never banged them at the right time. So the conductor said, "If you don't get it right this time I'll kill you."

When the time came for the percussionist to get it right, he didn't. And so the director pulled out a gun and shot him dead.

Of course, the police came and arrested him and eventually the conductor ended up on death row. The day came when he was sent to the electric chair. As the crowd watched, the executionist flipped the switch ... but nothing happened. Everyone wondered what when wrong.

But the director knew. Saddened by all that had taken place, he said, "I never was a very good ... conductor!"
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Old Apr 14, 2006 | 10:41 AM
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Old Apr 14, 2006 | 10:55 AM
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I like that one.
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Old Apr 14, 2006 | 11:02 AM
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 01:21 PM
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 01:32 PM
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user posted image ?
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 01:35 PM
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Link no worky.
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