A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, and asks "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But at the end of the bar, a droopy eyed drunk slams his hand on the counter and bellows "Give the ballerina a drink." The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. Again, she raises her arm, revealing the same hairy armpit, and again asks "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the drunk slaps his money down and says "Give the ballerina another drink." The bartender asks the drunk "Why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina?''' The drunk replies "I just assumed that any woman that can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

 

LMAO!!! heh heh heh...reminds me of a tattoo we always joked about. Get a ladies leg tattooed on the arm and the other on the torso using the arm pit as the uh well you know.

 

LMAO

Good one!

 

LMAO... good day for jokes