BarneyCon 2006
Joined: Oct 2000
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From: par•a•dox
Rules of Crashers
Rule #01: Never leave a fellow crasher behind.
Rule #02: Never use your real name.
Rule #03: Never confess.
Rule #04: No one goes home alone.
Rule #05: Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Rule #06: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #07: Blend in by standing out.
Rule #08: Be the life of the party.
Rule #09: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10: Invites are for losers.
Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
Rule #12: Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate
Rule #01: Never leave a fellow crasher behind.
Rule #02: Never use your real name.
Rule #03: Never confess.
Rule #04: No one goes home alone.
Rule #05: Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Rule #06: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #07: Blend in by standing out.
Rule #08: Be the life of the party.
Rule #09: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10: Invites are for losers.
Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
Rule #12: Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate
Brantley!!!