Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my
dog "Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his
license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He
said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog."
He said I didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 year old." He said I must have
been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for
sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The
Clerk said "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in
the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you
don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television."
He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married." The
judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex
had left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this
alley at 4 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex..."

My case comes up on Friday...

 

 

Sex whizzed "GLOOB" on my front lawn.

 

No, that was Mom.

 

 

 

REPOST!

 

Ninh, if you're trying to call your dog, you can't simply type it. . . if you have to go outside and shout it.

 

I know it was old. I heard it a while back.

At least some s got a kick out of it.